It’s the big match tonight. Rugby. France vs England. I have been riled and japed at all day long by various Frenchies. I had no idea there was a match. I barely have any idea of the concept of rugby. But because I am English I have been the butt of many a bad joke today. So I pretended I was a staunch supporter of the England rugby team and gave as good as I got. As a result I hope England squishes the French team’s noses into the grass.
This is how wars start.