Suspicious Circumstances

I discovered this ugly scene in our bathroom this evening.

The question is, did he jump or was he pushed?

Poor finger-puppet Elephant.

An elephant's body was found floating in a private swimming pool at 7 p.m. this evening. Police are investigating the circumstances surrounding the 'accident'.

The elephant had been missing from the finger-puppet box since last Thursday.

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2 thoughts on “Suspicious Circumstances

  1. Oh don’t be silly … it’s a plastic baby bath sitting in our ginormous shower. I don’t believe in bidets. My advice for people wanting to wash their bits: have a shower.

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